Mob Wives – Episode 9 – Some F—ing Trip

What happens when you take any of our shows on the road? Mayhem, usually. And this week's installment of Mob Wives was no different. There was fighting, there were security guards, there was drunk-dialing, and then there were the fake teeth. Sexeh! In short, it was indeed "Some f—ing trip."
It might be Junior's birthday, but Renee's not giving him a completely free pass, she's noticed that he's been calling his ex-girlfriend, so she pesters him to see if the girlfriend sent him a birthday text, and he denies it. (Little does he know, Renee and the rest of us all know your phone's password, Junior!) Carla and Drita give Renee a call and she vents to them that she knows something is up.
"Going away to the Poconos should help me get rid of some of my stress," Renee says. SHOULD being the key word. "I'm so excited to get out there and maybe see a bear or a deer. I like all that sh*t," Carla says when they arrive at the house in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by God knows what kind of murderers in the woods.
For a weekend away, Renee has packed all her furs and Ramona has packed her entire Louis Vuitton luggage set, including a garment bag. (what Poconos-appropriate gear requires a garment bag? I'll never know.)
Renee says she's not planning to take her anti-depressants all weekend, and that, coupled with the devil water (a.k.a. vodka) she's pounding equals Renee going off about Junior's ex-girlfriend that she repeatedly threatens to stab in the neck with her barber scissors. The ex keeps trying to contact Junior and Renee's not about to back down. I get that Renee is riled up about it, but it's not making for a very relaxing vacation. Ramona looks ready to zip herself into her Louis V garment bag to get away.